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Cream and other dairy products are actually not good for cats.

Be kind to your cat and kitten: No dairy.

They do make a special milk for pets that has the bad stuff in it that is not good for them
removed, and/or something added to aid digestion, that you can give your cat as a treat.
There are various brands.

Cat-Sip
Whiskas Cat Milk
Pitti Katzen Milk
TopLife Formula
Catessy
Gimborn Cat-Milk
Wilko